Achieve inner peace

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn’t finished.

I managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sahre dhis wif dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr piecs. An telum,u blody luvum!

[lol. dis waz emald ot me]